Nondescript little man

Nondescript little man

The end of the '80s. City of Lviv. We sat a great company of students and one girl told about what happened to her recently, and tragic at the same time incredibly happy event:

- I went with a friend on the train, people are not very many, but empty seats almost was not. It comes to a stop furious mob healthy men - about ten people, not less. Brazenly kicked rounded up from their seats a lot of people, seated us and immediately began to paw without talking all over the place.

I screamed:

- People help anyone!

And then he received a severe blow in the face with his hand, as many blue stars before my eyes ... In spite of everything continue to scream:

- What do you see, there is the man !!? Help!!!

But the passengers around me were covered by both palms against the bright sun ... The second blow was stronger than the first ... In their conversations, understand that we are now dragged into the hallway. Suddenly, next to these crowd otmorozkov appeared nondescript such muzhichonka and unexpectedly without talking mowed three sitting beside him bastard. So fast that no one could not understand them like a car hit one screaming like a sow and two others silently tumbled sideways.

The next moment, the little man began to run toward the vestibule. The path was blocked by the big man from the same company (it is guarded by passengers due to the driver button).

Peasant, not for a moment slowing down, immediately ran through the big man as an empty cardboard box. How loud the screaming bull lying on the floor ... well, just as a fire truck. The rest of the crowd came to her senses and ran for the muzhik, but he somehow barricaded himself in the vestibule between the cars. They have not been able to scratch it, five minutes koryachilis, screaming terribly, and to stop our savior ran into the street and the crowd chased him ...

We came with a friend to himself, crossed through injured: one was holding on to the eye, the other by the throat, and the third sat and whined. His index finger was lying on the back of the hand, like plasticine, and when we passed the fourth - at the end of the car, we were almost sick: his leg was twisted in the opposite direction, like a grasshopper ...

We jumped out with his girlfriend on the platform and went back home. To any cottage no longer wanted. There is in the world the real men, God forbid his health. I really hope that Nedobitko crowd, it has not caught up with ...

This story sunk into my brain and did not go out, it was something painfully familiar. Firstly: who in their right mind, one will climb by ten healthy digging? Second, if someone climbs, it will initially be indignant and call to order and certainly not mow every three for a second, as if the car hit ...

Of course I remembered his childhood friend Edik, who served in the GRU. He's every weekend, too, goes to the parents vpahivat in the country and also on this train, and the handwriting is very similar ... (once saw him in "reality" - a beautiful fight of the militants - it was very unlikely ...) Edward once told, as it came to a part of the defense minister and made the competition between them and their pets - paratroopers. Special Forces won with a crushing score in all subjects, except for hand combat ... Just because the fight is not held between the rivals, and was pokazushno-spent. Marines pleased: high jumps, somersaults and Mahane feet above his head, and a special forces were not engaged in garbage and simply stood in pairs, stupidly imitating each other what they were taught: breaking out of fingers, snatching Adam's apple, tearing the scrotum and eye gouging ... Say right - by not particularly spectacular ...

A few days later, finally I get out on a visit to Edik and threshold detail retell him the whole story of the miraculous salvation. Edward, smiling, listened to the end, and said:

- That you sho ...!? How the world is small, I'm in shock! And that is the girl and said: "ugly little man '!? That is because the goat! The whole trick is that these students are freaks already dragged somewhere, girls screaming, "Help! There are among you man !! ", I think to myself: there, there, wait a little bit, and he dozhirayu Tat. Just bought, not to throw out the window and you will not go with them to Tat: hold my belyashi freaks, I have come to attack you! Almost choked while a stuffed ...

I AM:

- And how do you barricaded the door in the vestibule? - So I immediately ran between the cars, closed the door and fell back on the floor and the bottom leg propped the door handle. Leg stand 300 kg, so that, no matter how much they were not there - the handle pressed unrealistic. Lie in peace, hid behind his hands on the glass (in case if the door window smashed) and wait for stop.

- Nichrome myself cool, I guess the same fellow.

- I guessed not, as an instructor in the army realized that we teach. And if you do not know how, you never have thought - a whole science ...

- Well, you hope, lost them?

- to take offense. They had a chance to catch up with me, but if I was running with a washing machine in the hands of ... By the way, if you suddenly meet the girl, pass her greetings from her mysterious savior.

Here in our conversation abruptly intervened wife Edik - Dean

- Grubas, do not try to send any greetings to cost! You see her greetings from the Savior, and I this "mysterious savior" wash out trousers and a shirt of black oil!

It is not easy to be the wife of Bruce Willis ...