10 most bizarre wine names
Many wineries are willing to do anything to attract the attention of buyers to the "divine drink" of its own production.
Some are so confident in the excellent taste of wine, they can afford to call it rather bizarre. You have not tried "Urine frog" or "Mad Housewife"? So, it's time to get to know the masterpieces of creative winemakers.
"fat bastard" (Fat Bastard)
This French wine is breaking all records of popularity: only sold each year more than 400, 000 boxes in the United States. It produces a joint Anglo-French company. Maybe on winemakers made an indelible impression Tarantino film "Inglourious Basterds" and, perhaps, in the heat of creative someone had called a colleague this sonorous name - not known for certain. But the fact remains: BusinessWeek magazine has already dubbed "Fat bastard" real marketing phenomenon.
Wine of Australia is so pleasant to the taste of that when it comes to an end, I want to sincerely swear an empty bottle. By the way, on its reverse side 77 again repeats the name of the wine, and the "fat point" is the call "A little." Well, the one who will overcome 77 glasses, and then require continued - a true Australian hero.
"shitty wine" (Le Vin de Merde)
Let you not inspire terror bottle of black, covered with flies drawn. Just the owner of a small restaurant in the town of Anyang near Montpellier so ticked off negative press reviews about the wines of Languedoc-Roussillon, he decided to strike back. Enterprising Jean-Marc Speziale began to produce its own brand of wine called Vin de Merde, or Wine of Shite, as they say the Irish.
The name owes its appearance of abstraction winemakers. They are often made mistakes in labeling of wine, in the end decided to just call it "Oops!".
"Pathetic toad" (Arrogant Frog)
You can call the creation of a green frog on the label arrogant or conceited amphibians - being in the glamorous will take a cheeky smile at you and waving his cane, his whole appearance warning against excessive pathos in life.
"Elephant on a tightrope" (Elephant on a Tightrope)
Winemakers obviously do not know the good old phrase "cow on ice", otherwise surely would have thought carefully about the name of this wine. Who knows - maybe, especially for Russia, they will create an exclusive party with horny beauty on the label.
"Urine frog" (Frog's Piss)
Make little shop owned liquor with the speaker called Cheers to Calais. This fruity wine is not of the highest quality and is worth some trifle, but it is suitable to drink.
"The shelter in a hollow" (Cleavage Creek)
"The best varieties of grapes grown in the hollows between the beautiful steep hills of California, collected by hand and become full-bodied wine with, lively taste" - these wonderful lines printed on the back label of the bottle on top of the image of a beautiful girl naked back. Her face (if you still care) can be seen on the label on the front.
"Mad Housewife" (Mad Housewife)
The creators of this wine was carried out a variety of market research among women, the result of which became the name - very relevant, in the opinion of the researchers themselves. drink slogan: "A little bit of wine - and the house of comfort and peace."
"Damn drunken church" (Blasted Church)
The town was the name actually exists: it is a small winery in Canada. If you live there and the monks, they can only envy.