A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat
• A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat
Meerkats - one of the most favorite things I have. Sometimes they are so similar to the habits of the people, that, looking at these pictures, you wonder. Since this story was born, uncomplicated, but hopefully ulybatelnaya.
I do not know how anyone, and I have a house all sleep waddle. I wake up every morning and have to climb over a pile of bodies to get out into the air. And today, barely crawled.
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Left, then take the air, and ... enjoy the beauties of the world, in between times.
Check Mail - a single spam or advertising of any pornographic sites. Looked at a couple, the charge on the coming day, and decided to take a walk around the neighborhood.
Well done, that proshvyrnulsya, the corner immediately met Vitka, my former classmate.
He dragged me into a nearby courtyard, there is already the guys waited so happily welcomed us.
Before I move away from home, as my zaoret following:
- Where Popper ?! In the store for bread come down! Today my parents to come and visit us!
- Yes, dear, I go for bread - I shout back.
And I think to myself - fuck you, I visit no one called.
- Well, what shall we do? - said Victor. - We ought to figure in the coming day.
And some of the guys offered to go to a new area, maybe you are lucky, to meet someone, find something good.
In the new area, we just lucky, met alone, surrounded, we began to pry that it worthwhile to have pockets.
While the boys trotted botany in the cap, I decided to his passion popristavat. Soul rest until touched.
But the time was not dally, and we turned toward the house, and went for a moment to our favorite restaurant. There met a couple of acquaintances, and such beauty sitting between them - new girl some, we had not yet been met.
I liked it immediately, and I decided to become better acquainted. Even brought her out, told us about the huge world, about travel, about the universe. In general, well it filled the tanks. And everything is good but ..
Here is my how to draw something and yelling friends through the window from the street:
- Where's my idiot? For bread and then go?
Victor, (this one, damn it, for which it and love), managed to hide me and the girl, and shouts at her:
- I do not know, Lyusya, I had not seen in the morning!
It was only my departed, and Victor had disappeared for a moment, as the newcomer decided to surprise me. Surprised. Strong.
And what was more between us, I will not tell a real gentleman about this does not apply. The current had all the time to look back to LYUSKA us slept.
In parting, we kissed with a brand new and have agreed on the next meeting. And she was gone.
And I had to bear for the successful introduction, and Vitka had to somehow repay.
I put down notably, then barely able to move his legs.
Victor, inventor, pulled out a cigarette from somewhere, and we smoked. Bellow as the bad, for a long time then could not calm down.
The most fiasco began when vain. And chump ill, and his eyes watered a little, and the mood was gone.
I looked at the clock and ohrenel - late LYUSKA waiting for the bread, and I here all day is not clear what killed him!
pick flowers on the way some names I do not know, and went home, give up.
LYUSKA as she saw me, and rushed:
- Oh, you're a bastard like that! Where to hang around? And smells like beer barrel! I suppose the salary propyl?
and a test with the mother smile and quietly satisfied whispering about something with each other.
It was necessary to make a plaintive face, as always, and podlastitsya to his wife:
- Lyusya, forgive me, eh? Children from school met one birthday was treated ... I swear it, not a single penny spent, here's all the money ...
Only this time it did not work, so that gave me a noble LYUSKA shiner ... own fault, I understand ...
At night, when the mother-in-law with the father drove off to his home, and had even massage her to do ...
And when the children went to sleep, to prove that I did not change it, and I love her only one.
Well, here and live a normal life. And who among meerkats say that he otherwise - lies. I swear, lie.