A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

• A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

Meerkats - one of the most favorite things I have. Sometimes they are so similar to the habits of the people, that, looking at these pictures, you wonder. Since this story was born, uncomplicated, but hopefully ulybatelnaya.

I do not know how anyone, and I have a house all sleep waddle. I wake up every morning and have to climb over a pile of bodies to get out into the air. And today, barely crawled.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

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Left, then take the air, and ... enjoy the beauties of the world, in between times.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

Check Mail - a single spam or advertising of any pornographic sites. Looked at a couple, the charge on the coming day, and decided to take a walk around the neighborhood.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

Well done, that proshvyrnulsya, the corner immediately met Vitka, my former classmate.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

He dragged me into a nearby courtyard, there is already the guys waited so happily welcomed us.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

Before I move away from home, as my zaoret following:

- Where Popper ?! In the store for bread come down! Today my parents to come and visit us!

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

- Yes, dear, I go for bread - I shout back.

And I think to myself - fuck you, I visit no one called.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

- Well, what shall we do? - said Victor. - We ought to figure in the coming day.

And some of the guys offered to go to a new area, maybe you are lucky, to meet someone, find something good.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

In the new area, we just lucky, met alone, surrounded, we began to pry that it worthwhile to have pockets.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

While the boys trotted botany in the cap, I decided to his passion popristavat. Soul rest until touched.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

But the time was not dally, and we turned toward the house, and went for a moment to our favorite restaurant. There met a couple of acquaintances, and such beauty sitting between them - new girl some, we had not yet been met.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

I liked it immediately, and I decided to become better acquainted. Even brought her out, told us about the huge world, about travel, about the universe. In general, well it filled the tanks. And everything is good but ..

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

Here is my how to draw something and yelling friends through the window from the street:

- Where's my idiot? For bread and then go?

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

Victor, (this one, damn it, for which it and love), managed to hide me and the girl, and shouts at her:

- I do not know, Lyusya, I had not seen in the morning!

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

It was only my departed, and Victor had disappeared for a moment, as the newcomer decided to surprise me. Surprised. Strong.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

And what was more between us, I will not tell a real gentleman about this does not apply. The current had all the time to look back to LYUSKA us slept.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

In parting, we kissed with a brand new and have agreed on the next meeting. And she was gone.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

And I had to bear for the successful introduction, and Vitka had to somehow repay.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

I put down notably, then barely able to move his legs.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

Victor, inventor, pulled out a cigarette from somewhere, and we smoked. Bellow as the bad, for a long time then could not calm down.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

The most fiasco began when vain. And chump ill, and his eyes watered a little, and the mood was gone.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

I looked at the clock and ohrenel - late LYUSKA waiting for the bread, and I here all day is not clear what killed him!

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

pick flowers on the way some names I do not know, and went home, give up.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

LYUSKA as she saw me, and rushed:

- Oh, you're a bastard like that! Where to hang around? And smells like beer barrel! I suppose the salary propyl?

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

and a test with the mother smile and quietly satisfied whispering about something with each other.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

It was necessary to make a plaintive face, as always, and podlastitsya to his wife:

- Lyusya, forgive me, eh? Children from school met one birthday was treated ... I swear it, not a single penny spent, here's all the money ...

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

Only this time it did not work, so that gave me a noble LYUSKA shiner ... own fault, I understand ...

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

At night, when the mother-in-law with the father drove off to his home, and had even massage her to do ...

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

And when the children went to sleep, to prove that I did not change it, and I love her only one.

A day in the life of an ordinary meerkat

Well, here and live a normal life. And who among meerkats say that he otherwise - lies. I swear, lie.