Secret desires of every man
• The secret desire of every man
Dream on! And it has the right to one. Men as well. Well, the strength of humanity, if you have ever thought in my life: "As if life was easier in the world, if ...", then this post is for you.
Men! Moves closer to the monitors and, for God's sake, move them away from their women, because not all of them will like this post about the secret desires of every man.
Eighth of March be postponed to 29 February. Every four years, it is still possible to make.
Plastic surgery for breast enlargement would be included in the program of free health insurance.
For the conception of the child would require the joint participation of men and four women.
In order to protect your partner from conception, it would be enough during sex folded fingers crossed behind his back.
All women have the same name - for ease in communication.
All the women would be allergic to gold, gems and animal fur.
In the women's noses would stand special filters, silencing beer smells of sweat and onions.
Swimsuit bikini would have been considered an ideal suit for business women. And no business too.
In order to open the clasp bra, it would be easy enough to blow on it.
Monthly women would be once a year. During the opening of the fishing season.
Tie could not tie. A fly - do not fasten.
Once a month, everyone would have agreed labor legislation the right to set fire to his office.
The hair from the nose and from the back to easily transplanted to the head.
The length of the bristles and the level of erection you could adjust on their own - as the volume level of the receiver.
The highway would not have speed limits. And without fail be built in the shape of a giant oval.
The men, too, have been multiple orgasms.
socks would have been invented that would always exist in pairs only. Left you in different places, they would vigorously crawled to each other.
on the toilet seats to recline up immediately after getting up with them.
would stand cots for those who are not going to leave here today in every bar.
Garbage bags to leave the house alone. According to him it would be quite a good Knock foot.
The man who came to the kindergarten for a matinee to see how his children dance dancing gnomes have been transported forcibly to the rest of the day in a Thai massage - for mental rehabilitation.