Secret desires of every man

• The secret desire of every man

Dream on! And it has the right to one. Men as well. Well, the strength of humanity, if you have ever thought in my life: "As if life was easier in the world, if ...", then this post is for you.

Men! Moves closer to the monitors and, for God's sake, move them away from their women, because not all of them will like this post about the secret desires of every man.

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Eighth of March be postponed to 29 February. Every four years, it is still possible to make.

Secret desires of every man

Plastic surgery for breast enlargement would be included in the program of free health insurance.

Secret desires of every man

For the conception of the child would require the joint participation of men and four women.

Secret desires of every man

In order to protect your partner from conception, it would be enough during sex folded fingers crossed behind his back.

Secret desires of every man

All women have the same name - for ease in communication.

Secret desires of every man

All the women would be allergic to gold, gems and animal fur.

Secret desires of every man

In the women's noses would stand special filters, silencing beer smells of sweat and onions.

Secret desires of every man

Swimsuit bikini would have been considered an ideal suit for business women. And no business too.

Secret desires of every man

In order to open the clasp bra, it would be easy enough to blow on it.

Secret desires of every man

Monthly women would be once a year. During the opening of the fishing season.

Secret desires of every man

Tie could not tie. A fly - do not fasten.

Secret desires of every man

Once a month, everyone would have agreed labor legislation the right to set fire to his office.

Secret desires of every man

The hair from the nose and from the back to easily transplanted to the head.

Secret desires of every man

The length of the bristles and the level of erection you could adjust on their own - as the volume level of the receiver.

Secret desires of every man

The highway would not have speed limits. And without fail be built in the shape of a giant oval.

Secret desires of every man

The men, too, have been multiple orgasms.

Secret desires of every man

socks would have been invented that would always exist in pairs only. Left you in different places, they would vigorously crawled to each other.

Secret desires of every man

on the toilet seats to recline up immediately after getting up with them.

Secret desires of every man

would stand cots for those who are not going to leave here today in every bar.

Secret desires of every man

Garbage bags to leave the house alone. According to him it would be quite a good Knock foot.

The man who came to the kindergarten for a matinee to see how his children dance dancing gnomes have been transported forcibly to the rest of the day in a Thai massage - for mental rehabilitation.