20 anecdotes and jokes about the subtleties in the relationship between men and women

• 20 anecdotes and jokes about the subtleties in the relationship between men and women

20 anecdotes and jokes about the subtleties in the relationship between men and women

Relationship - a delicate matter: who disassemble them at what was going on between him and her? Third in them is better not to go - you will receive from both!

We publish a selection of amusing anecdotes and jokes on the theme of marital and other relationship between a man and a woman.

One tricky pair to never give up, constantly took new loans.

- You're years-how many?

- 13.

- So, I got dressed and left.

- Paaadumaesh what we are superstitious ...

Before you ask a girl on a date, give her flowers, take care and take care of, escorted to the house and a declaration of love, think about it - what for ?!

- Honey, let's arrange our relationship!

- Okay, bring a garland and rain!

20 anecdotes and jokes about the subtleties in the relationship between men and women

Love lives for three years. Hamster lives three years.

Buy early in the relationship hamster - his death will serve as an indicator.

- We're like parallel lines.

- In terms of?

- What we crossed - error.

And you also have a conscience, even any relationship with it support? I love you just the way you (enough to walk at night in the kitchen and on the sly) is.

20 anecdotes and jokes about the subtleties in the relationship between men and women

ideal relationship - a relationship of correspondence. Feed is not necessary, not annoying snoring and do not touch my stuff.

Many girls are married, not to spend the evening alone. And for the same reason we divorced.

- Honey, we have tomorrow wedding anniversary! Can slaughter a pig?

- Pig-then what is to blame? Serega is necessary to kill, he's introduced us!

I saw the former with the other and my heart sank ...

And then unclenched. It works well, ex-nothing to do with.

20 anecdotes and jokes about the subtleties in the relationship between men and women

- Hello! Your mother-in-law is not needed?

- Need. Well, what's next?

- But so far I have not yet visited.

One time I was in such a serious relationship that we do not even smile once.

We have a girl there is a role-playing game: she dresses as a schoolgirl, I dress like a schoolboy, and together we teach fractions.

Live together - so together to solve problems, which would not have arisen, not you start living together.

20 anecdotes and jokes about the subtleties in the relationship between men and women